In a place where nothing should be touching, chairs press against one another, and the walls, and the floor, and the hacking lung butter semi-ambulant, eight of nine ***** little leaguers, a noisy Mexican family two lazy women in spandex without their Medicarecardandawifewhoshouldn'tbehererisking herweekend fortheloveofasickmanandeverythingis ickyandtouching.