one day the poet Herodia of ancient Pincaeia found in the garden a note thrown in over the wall:
dear poet do not sing us of unpleasant things; do not make us think: sing us of love instead a poem about a kiss is far easier to read (some *** would make it even more memorable) and poems on light matters are better on one's brains rather than a poem where one has to ponder over things
and the poet Herodia of ancient Pincaeia from then on was never heard of; nor, for that matter, was ever Pincaeia