I am an old person,
I get told so daily.
I don't think I am old.
I mean, come on
I'm not quite 19 yet.

I put on floral dresses,
and comfy sweaters of sorts.
I have short curly hair...
No, it can't be.
I'm not an old lady.

Well, I mean...
I do know a lot,
AND I MEAN A LOT
about the 1940s...
No no.

Wait, I have been sewing,
and knitting,
and crafting,
since I was 4 years old...
But that doesn't mean anything...
RIGHT?

Ok, here's one,
I have been a fan
Of Julie Andrews for
well my whole life,
and she's only like
78.....
But The Sound of Music is a classic..
Yeah!

Oh, and cat's are in now right?
Yeah Cats are for young people!
And crazy old cat ladies....

Nope I refuse to admit it!
I'm not an old lady...
Not an old lady indeed.