Force equals Mass times Acceleration what a weird little equation. You can do so much with this little thing, it's not even funny, it describes what you're doing. From sitting, to moving, to doing absolutely nothing. Seriously now, if you've taken physics 101 is that even a class? you would've learned, there's more than just one mass.
So seriously. Who made this equation here? So riddle me this, if you would my dear, who made this blasted equation, this equation I fear.