I am not vain I am not stupid
I am not contagious
I am not cupid I am not stubborn
I am not outrageous

I am not addicted I am not selfish
I am not twisted
I am not rude I am not useless.

I am not a therapist
I am not a sponge I am not a robot
I am not a disaster
I am not a for ****-saker.

I am not a fashion statement.
I am not a musician
I am not a hair cut
I am not a brick I am not a lullaby

or a tuneful song
I am not an eraser I am not a swan .