all secrets are open and there are no longer secrets in our world; and that’s not because of Russian sirens or American bombshell blondes or Chinese academics or Japanese robots or smug British 007s - but because, plainly, secrets are no longer secrets See, I’ll show you; easy and logical Everybody knows secret, right? whoever kept it secret since the word first appeared? every teacher goes head over heels to put it on the vocabulary list so the word is no longer secret; also ‘secrets’ and ‘secret’ appear in every dictionary and they appear everywhere and everybody has them; and even a child knows secrets thanks to those eager teachers and the do-good moms and dad - so what’s so secret about secret anymore? Yes? Logical? I told you I’ll show you. But not to worry; we’ll bring back secrets Ssssshhhhh! not so loud…. we’ll bring back secrets – it must be something nobody knows not in any dictionary not something public not something you can google and make it so easy so it’s: secuzinis Ssssshhhhh! Not so loud…. What’s wrong with you? See, nobody knows the word and so secrets are safe and back again… Yes? Logical? So secuzinis Ssssshhhhh! Not so loud…. Oh God! – there’s something seriously wrong with you! Well, be quiet and all our secuzinis are safe and unknown as secrets before as only you know this and I know this that is, if I can trust you and you can trust me with secuzinis…. Ssssshhhhh! Not so loud…. you see, it’s not even in the dictionary and Google hasn’t even got a clue!