Babe, my head is bursting
Doll, my heart is flat
Angel, where's my  whiskey?
Love, you'll give me that*

I will not be your angel
I will not bear your bites
I won't stand silent vigil
I won't have your slights

I am not here to serve you
I am not here to cry
You won't be here to mock me
As I give my dying sigh

I am not your angel
I am not your 'gal'
You're no longer my friend
We were never pals

Someday maybe
You might see why
Someday, maybe,
Pigs will fly

(Can you fly?)