restroom... that's more like it rather than a word like toilet... I mean it's really cool it's a place where you rest; so here I go to this ample restroom newspapers in hand pillow and blanket a mattress as well and a milkshake... ah, this feels so good...so restful... a restroom anytime rather than a toilet
The people waiting stare when I come out and I say: "What are you staring at? It's restroom, right? So I had a good rest, a sleep and so on..." Oh, those strange people; they're too stressed out to have a good rest... maybe they should queue outside a toilet...
more fun verse - this one a companion to my previous 'toilet humor'