would you believe? my parents told me they brought me to this world! Now, would you believe that? and wait, it gets better - my sister and my brother, they say we three are related! And hang on, hang on - there's more; my wife, she says she and I are married! And what's more, there are two boys who live in the same house and they look like me and they call me 'Dad'! Amazing! And hang on, hang on - what's wrong with you, gentle reader? why are you so impatient? there are more astounding things yet in this world than your pea-brain can fathom: strangers ( you know, people I've never met before ) - would you believe? - they reckon my name is "Hi"! I don't know about you, but I think it's an amazing world, for want of a better word to describe the world...