let’s love the lawn sweetheart let’s trim the lawn; let’s get it cut and neat and fine; let’s do the groovy lawn dance baby so the neighbors will be green as nourished grass
let’s feed the lawn sweetheart all chemicals and fertilizers; let’s read the warnings first baby: keep away from eyes wear a face mask and spread generously on lawn
let’s keep the lawn beautiful and pleasant like the ancient fields of Albion, sweetheart; it’s time for the ****-killer sprays and conscientious as we are we use only enviro-friendly so let’s read the instructions baby: Keep spray away from drains and eyes and skin and do not spray before rain
Ah, come on ladies and gentlemen of our distinguished blue ribbon suburbs; out all with your chemicals and all our pesticides to **** the grubs and such pests
come all, Old Ken and newly-weds Lily and Peter and new-arrivals Tan and Goh we’ll show you how; come sweethearts come let’s dance in the fields of cherished suburbs and let the earth yield a great big burb
this is the way we spray chemicals this is the way we **** our weeds; this is the way we fertilize our lawns this is the way we spray pesticides early morning every Spring and Summer this is the way we do it early morning every Spring and Summer
so let’s love the lawn sweetheart let’s trim the lawn; let’s get it cut and neat and fine; let’s do the groovy lawn dance baby so the neighbors will be green as nourished grass