The rat smells the air, squeaks in alarm and runs off. Black boots come into view. With the sharp tip of a sword. I crouch in the dark, behind the bins of *******.
The boots walk on by. The sword, poking into corners. All the while, eyes of glowing red, within deep sockets of a musty old skull, scan for signs.
I look at my hands. The festered and rotting flesh. My bones showing through. The stench unbearable. Glad my nose fell off last night.
The timing was off. It was just a little sneeze. PLOP! Right in my gruel. Every one at school laughed. Skeleton Puberty *****!
And now, Dad is mad. Just cause I waxed the hearse and didn't use "Ear Wax". You could hear him rattle all day. What's wrong with the "Toe Jam Wax"?
Wait till I catch sis. She went and showed mom my mags. "Raw! Boo To The Bones". I'll bet dad had mags like these when he was a teenager.
They have good stories. The pics are just a bone-us. I think it's safe now. I'll just sneak into the house. Just sit and look innocent.
How did you find me? A whole trail of pieces? Sheesh! I know. I'm grounded. Not for the wax job? The Mags!?. Skeleton puberty *****.