I'm jealous of Anna Green with envy But as they say Green is not a creative color. Why can't I be as pretty as she is Why can't the boys fawn over me Why can't I play Three different instruments Why can't I speak five languages Three of which fluently Why can't I be good at Volleyball, Tennis, and Running Why can't I look as good In a bikini as she does Why can't I realize That the truth is Anna is jealous of me too