O come gentle persons all and listen to the woeful tale of an unfortunate lover
1 I pitied Cinderella and knocked at her door when everyone was away and I sang: Come, run away with me and I shall look after you - all the days of my life all the days of yours
Get lost,* she said. I’ve a premonition of glass slippers and Princes and castles
2 And so I went to fair Verona to see if Juliet would give me her hand but it was her father who showed me the toughness of his servant’s hands
3 And ah, I went to Rapunzel and I said: Oh, let down your hair and I’ll come to you; and I’ll find a way for both of us to run away to better lands
Get lost, she said You don’t look like a man who can afford to get me the best shampoo and golden diamond-studded hairclips - new ones everyday for my hairdo
4 And so I waited for Cleopatra till Brutus and the conspirators stuck their daggers into Caesar and I went to her mansions but the guards seized me and they said: You ever heard of Cleopatra’s needles? Where’d you like us to stick them in you?
5 and so, desperate, I went to **** myself back in Verona in the family crypt of the Capulets and woe is me - I really don’t know why - but I’m thrown into prison now *‘for the ****** of two’