Dear doughnut,

What is wrong with you
Are you trying to ruin me too?
I run all day
And yet you stay
Watching...
Watching me...
Just wanting me to eat you
Your glazed figure
Your fruity
Delectable
Filling...

If I eat you, can't you see
I'll loose to Techumpseh
And here come the classic cliché
I guess I'm here to hate you
But yet, I love you
There's no one else I'd rather have
Yet
I know
If I do eat you
You'll just stab me in the back
But
It's worth it