Make a joke,
laugh a little,
and antagonize the issue.
It's just a poke,
they are all so brittle,
she just needs a tissue.
"I haven't seen it",
"doesn't affect me".
Say what you want to make it fit,
and ignore the resounding plea,
"but she was all over him!",
the antagonists cry,
as you expect her to act on every whim.