Day 1 We'll maneuver down your ecosystem driveway onto Latcha; not on red-spray painted bikes, but in maroon Civic. Lunches packed, cooler stacked, en route for 8 hours [we reckon]. I presume five hours away and three hours to Waterloo my dad will wonder about our E.T.A, and I will say, "we are about three hours away." We'll have fought over D.J. and agreed on the Stones, but you'll know the words more than I. But we'll save money and lodge ourselves at a friend's house with the same last name as a vacuum.
Day 2 9 hours to Rapid city, South D hopefully to see the faces of old men carved into a big old rock. I'll look out the window and quote lines from "America" by Simon and Garfunkel and be the best ******* co-pilot that ever was.
Day 3 Country Motor Inn, drive on, to the Country Motor Inn! Hey, now's a good time to take that Adderall.
Day 4-8 To the coast, to hike around the area, to rent bikes, to drink hip-hoppity PNW brews with yous and you're new, cool roomies.
Day 9 South, Southwest Airlines. Clenching the arm chairs, would rather take a 74-hour train ride than be up in the air.