Let me reassure you on some facts: This little **** we call ‘life’ Will *** on your carpet and Have a weird obsession with trying to bite your boyfriend’s **** off. But you will love it anyways, Because it sometimes does nice things like Cuddle up to you when you’re sad that your boyfriend doesn’t have a ***** anymore.
This life will stalk you on a seemingly pleasant night And this life will hit you. Hard. When you’re least expecting it. Then as it is flashing in front of your eyes, Your life will mug you And take all of your money. After it all, you may be scarred, you may be hurt, you may be bankrupt… But that pain may get you thinking, learning, questioning And someday you may realize that In life, The kisses last much longer than the bruises do. The laughter is much louder than the cries. And the boyfriend is much better than the *****.