’ there was a comma which was so light it started to float; the other down-to-earth commas ganged up and banished that comma that dared to cross the line and so that deviant comma stays there in mid-air like a feather and you can see it if you keep your eyes open
’ ’ and since its fall, or rise, it’s been called the apostate - I mean, the apostrophe Mind you, it’s not to be taken lightly for it can settle legal cases as it indicates who things belong to (like if it is John’s money or Nicole’s )
’ ’ ’ and in matters of communication it can abbreviate things and make the style more conversational
’ ’ ’ ’ But I'll tell you when it’s not so happy: if you say, for instance: “Its Monday” or “The dog wags it’s tail” - ah, then the apostrophe hates you and it really wishes it could land on your head like a bag of lead