What? What’s up with you guys? can’t a cat have peace in one’s own home, yeah? never seen a cat eat before? can’t you just mind your own business and let a cat do a cat’s business of eating, ha? HA! - what’s that laugh for? and for goodness sake put away that camera You think I’m cute, ha? wait till I get my paws on you and a flick of my tail while I’m in mid-air will take care of your camera What, you some kind of paparazzi or what? OK, let a cat eat and you mind own business, yeah? Oh, I’m really suspicious about you guys Maybe you’re hungry, yeah? go get your own food guys; stop looking at cat food or at cat as food – I’m really not sure about you guys You’ll eat anything! OK, jokes aside I’ve worked hard my day entertaining you morons and purring so you can squirm with delight and curling up in your laps so you’ll be happy and live longer at my expense No, I’ve done my work so let me eat in peace Do your work and go get your own food That’s better... Ah, now for some cat food, a catnap after and some cat peace for a while at least without adoring humans who think they’ve got a circus just because they’ve got a cat at home