Once I went to live in another country
study in an another school
a huge school
i made many friends
there were a lot of nice teachers
but one day when i was waiting for my ride
i saw
a huge pumpkin
walking out of the school
he had warts on his face
covered with his maroon beard
he was wearing a wig clearly
because the wind was blowing hard
and i could see his bald head
when the wig kissed his cheeks
his hands were pink and sweaty
and he was wearing clothes of the 7th century
when he spoke on the phone
he spat
and rivers of spit
traveled down his shirt
and the shirt was the funniest piece of clothing on him
it looked like he had tied a curtain around him
and pinned it with safety pins
the buttons were about to fly
they couldn't hold on
even though he was wearing a shirt which was XXXXXXXXXXL
on the back of his pants there was ****
bird **** to be specific
and when his car came
it took him 8 minutes easy
just to fit in the car
and the driver drove slow
because the car could've tipped
because of his weight
the next day
i asked my teacher who was that hideous
ugly looking man that went in a black Mercedes yesterday
she looked at me in shock and said
"that's the principal my boy!!"
and suddenly I turned red
just like the pants he was wearing!!