I've delivered your messages Transcribed your letters Worn heels and tight dresses For you the past four years
No one knows better Your favorite tie is argyle You like your coffee lukewarm And you prefer the pickle on the side
It began with passion-filled glances But soon we were taking all our chances To share stolen kisses In the privacy of a custodial closet
Then came the late work nights Telling my mother we had production to boost When the only thing you were boosting Was me onto your paper-littered desk
And I felt ***** Even though you said you'd do nothing to hurt me I knew it was lies because you did nothing to help me either And I loved you
I could care less for the moon All I want is you to no longer make me suffer Make me a wife or a mother Something, anything other than just your secretary/lover