If I was a witch I would split the Earth thousands of miles away into good and bad and **** the oppressed. If I was a witch I would see red rats gnawing week old carcasses and talk to house cats. If I was a witch I would ask a cat Can you help me summon the ****** or a demon engulfed in fire red as rats? If I was a witch the cat would answer Sure, would you prefer Lucifer or Volond? Perhaps ****** or Old Scratch? If I was a witch I would not care what a devil or demon spoke to me or how hot his igneous breathe was when he said I'll help you take Salem one farmer at a time. If I was a witch I would change my name from Tituba to Agatha and boil broth morning sunset to night sunrise.