I'm not trending. Have I lost my touch? Has the flock departed my exodus for greener pastures or mountain testaments? Do the rhymes not carry the meaning like they used to, like sailing ships in the steel ages? I let the winds take me anyways, take my life and scatter syllable seedlings across the sites of battles just old enough where the ghosts are getting tired. Maybe I need a touch of comedy? A critique would be appreciated, dear reader. By the way, we made some mistakes in the last issue you had with us. On page seven, we established the fact that I was confident. This was proven false with a report card report mailed to us by the fine folks in blue at the Teacher's Union. On page nineteen, there was a photo made of words that sounded like love song lyrics. That romance is currently defunct and we apologize to any soldiers and shippers who attempted to invade that lost region on the life map. Page twenty-three had a mistake, the byline citing a girl who died inside. Our apologies for installing her name on the neon sign and reminding you all of the casualties of existing in the first place. Finally, there was an absence of malice in the letter from the editor on the back cover, his eulogizing of his overdosed career hardly harsh enough a reprimand for someone who will never listen. Thank you for your understanding of this, even if the rest is a mess.