Things that drive me
insane are
when I see that the
person parked in
a handicapped spot
is just old,
and rich,
when the lift lid
on my coffee won't stay
open.
Girls who do their
hair and make-up
and wear heels to class.
The bottom of my
sweatpants getting
soaked because of the
rain.
People who go to
college but you can
tell they don't want
to be here,
their moms just
forced them.
People who think
their assholishness
is humor.

This is just a taste
of what my day has been
like so far.