Oh, you've heard her all the times before, the seashore girl, the midnight star, paler only than the white knight striding from the peanut gallery, cell phone sword in hand. You've heard of the smiling, charming, built for beauty, the trusting, hopeful girl who does not exist because I love the concept of being someone's hero too much to slay the dragon. I slay paperbacks and TV binges and essays and occasionally, when the sky feels like being blue, I'll write a love poem about the girl who does not exist.