I just can't, for the life of me
recall the proper recipe!
Was it eye of toad and ear of bat?
Or skin of newt and tail of rat?

I really don't know where I'm at
but if I get it wrong, that's that!

Nada! Zip! For me and you,
one smelly potion and no love, true
or otherwise, what's a witch to do
with a cauldron that is full of glue???

When I lift it from the oven
I'll be laughed out of the Coven