my definition of epic would be this:
you + me =  epic.
that's all there to it.
you with the addition of me
is the recipe of everything epic.

in combination of my episodes
and your sic flow of rhymes
i think we would have a grand ol' time
my face is compatible with yours
especially when pressed close together

i'd be shameless to persuade you
into thinking we could both die
if we don't hold hands everyday
all it would take is leaving subtle hints
like scream the song lovefool til i turn blue

look man, all i want to say is
it would be great...more than great
possibly the greatest thing we ever did
in the small spec of our existences...

might as well make it epic.