Oh, amazing language I thank thee for my ability to be the thesaurus my understanding of my native tongue the masterful way in which we all express ourselves through the bastardization of 100 cultures stealing the noises we enjoy and casting the remnants to the void set up shop next to Sanskrit or Latin death to Elizabethan ******* only Ebonics and Mid-Alabama mush mouth sprinkled with a little Boston soft “R” paak da caaa in da yaaaad like a mad **** disjointed Caucasians desperate to steal the next black vernacular nothing beats a middle-class suburbanite expressing their feelings about broke *** hoes