Mar 2014
My New Found Fashion Trend
You know I never really understood
Why they wear their pants that way
Pull them down to their knees
And walk around all day
But they say it is the fashion
It's a new trend I should try
That underwear is very cool
And catches people's eyes
So I decided I should try it
I pulled my pants down way to far
Then to show the world how hip I was
I walked through Central Park
All the Children were excited
I saw them point my way
They even told their teacher
But she made them look the other way
Well then two cops they came running
I assumed to see my style
I thought my trend was catching on
But those cops they didn't smile
Those cops would start a new trend
One I didn't like as much
They put my hands behind my back
And slapped on silver cuffs
Now this jail cell seems so small
With this big man next to me
He says he'll be my best friend
And he likes just what he sees
So glad to see this courtroom
Filled with people from the streets
They yell rethink your fashion trend
If you're wearing a G-String
Well the Judge he was not happy
But he would not give me time
He said wear a G-String where you want
No one can take that right
You see the Judge he wore a G-String
Underneath his long black robe
Since he did not find me guilty
A free man I could go
So I walked outside that courtroom
As a free man once again
And became so very famous
For my New Found Fashion Trend
Carl Joseph Roberts
You know I never really understood
Why they wear their pants that way
Pull them down to their knees
And walk around all day
But they say it is the fashion
It's a new trend I should try
That underwear is very cool
And catches people's eyes
So I decided I should try it
I pulled my pants down way to far
Then to show the world how hip I was
I walked through Central Park
All the Children were excited
I saw them point my way
They even told their teacher
But she made them look the other way
Well then two cops they came running
I assumed to see my style
I thought my trend was catching on
But those cops they didn't smile
Those cops would start a new trend
One I didn't like as much
They put my hands behind my back
And slapped on silver cuffs
Now this jail cell seems so small
With this big man next to me
He says he'll be my best friend
And he likes just what he sees
So glad to see this courtroom
Filled with people from the streets
They yell rethink your fashion trend
If you're wearing a G-String
Well the Judge he was not happy
But he would not give me time
He said wear a G-String where you want
No one can take that right
You see the Judge he wore a G-String
Underneath his long black robe
Since he did not find me guilty
A free man I could go
So I walked outside that courtroom
As a free man once again
And became so very famous
For my New Found Fashion Trend
Carl Joseph Roberts
One of my favorite poems, hope you enjoy.
(Florida)
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