Could it be that you're my Lucy
and I'm your Charlie Brown?
As yet again you can convince me
that you'll keep the football down

And as I take my run up
in the hope I'll kick the ball
deep inside I know you'll pull away
and on my *** I'll fall

Now we're not cartoon characters
but I share in his belief
that one day things will be different
that there'll be no "Oh good grief!"