My self-summary: Online dating is kinda new for me. I have no chance finding mates normally, Being endangered in France and Germany.
Mating season is March and April You may not find me ******. But I’ll remain faithful
What I’m doing with my life: Cryptozoologists trippin’ over my footstep. Guess I have that effect. Better check, cause’ I’m being swept and kept From the public eye By the FBI, but that ain’t my style. Just drop on by. Take a seat. We’ll do a meet and greet. Tell you my story.
The first things people notice about me: I got thin lips and a big brow A nose that’s flat and black
The most private thing I’m willing to admit: Thought of some tips: Don’t borrow human clothes. Eat mostly rats for snacks.
What I’m really good at:** My hobbies include banjo. Beware! When I throw down a hootenanny Be ready to tango. Cause’ forest animals know how to jamboree.