Crowning Glory

“ Oh Liz, old dear, you do look queer,
what causes such a frown?”
“The  kids Phil, they're all bickering.
They want to share The Crown.”

“Charles rang me, this morning.
He was ages on the 'phone.
He said we should retire,
so that he can take the throne.

Then Andrew rang & so did Anne,
complaining, it's not fair.
They reckon, in this day & age
that all of them should share.

Even Edward had a moan.
I'm sick of all their quibbling.
He feels that he's been frozen out,
as he's the youngest sibling.

So cancel all appointments,
tell them to go away.
Say Her majesty has had
a really bad heir day.

Briz :) 5/2/14