Boys don't like girls With frizzy hair And red velvet tongues
Boys don't like girls Who wear heavy boots And leather jackets a size too big With pins pushed through the fabric Declaring their beliefs Like picket signs
Boys don't like girls With outie belly buttons
Boys don't like girls Who shop in the men's section At thrift stores
Boys don't like girls Who shut themselves in ivory towers And refuse to let down their hair Because they're too afraid
Boys don't like girls Who talk to plants
Boys don't like girls Who pick the pickles off Of their cheeseburger because They believe its the best part And you always save the best for last
Boys don't like girls Who carry trauma on their backs like boulders
Boys don't like girls Who don't know how to kiss Without leaving Blood stains on your lips
Boys don't like girls Who write love poems for themselves
Who practice archery and witchcraft Because it makes them feel stronger
Who dance in their kitchen To the music of popping popcorn
Who shy away from touch Because to them it feels like acid
Who have stretch marks and cellulite
Who'd rather stay at home with the dog Than go to that party
Who have ice in their soul
Boys don't like girls like me And I'm trying to be ok with that