“So, how’d it go?”
“Good.  Really good… I thought.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, it’s been a week since we hung out.”

“Did he pay for dinner?”
“Yeah.”
“Did he say he’d call?”
“Yeah.”
“Was there a kiss?”
“Yeah.”

“So, that’s a good sign!”
“That’s what I thought.  This is so frustrating.”
“What’s the matter with you?  Don’t you know? --
The longer they wait to text you,
the more they like you.”