For a pack of reds
She let me take her to bed
We took a few puffs of marijuana
And she said she's again gonna

We emptied a few bottles of Jack Daniels
And starved to crave a snack

What can I say -
I'm a Tottenham guy
- A real life South Park

I said to her -
Now turn and show me that ***
So I can play it like a drum.