The Mulberry butcher was amazed
a packet of kidneys arrived and glazed.
Where did this wonderful treat come from?
It said on the label, Choice, US, One,
The Chief of Police was having a fit;
twenty young women
reported missing and found ripped.
Ripped through the throat and the back
as well
somebody was destined to go to hell.
The coroner cried, My God, look how they died!
He sliced their neck, took out their eyes and
then, My God the kidneys too!
This man surely belongs in a zoo.
The Chief, he knew, at once,
the Rippers return had given him lunch.