I mope around everyday like a zombie,  
tired and frustrated with the world.  
Until I started talking to you,  
that's when life began to seem more cheery.
                        
Laughing like the stupid ****** I am  
at your hilarious and flirtatious messages.
Your awesome attitude never gets old,
and you never fail to make me smile.
                                                    
Havin­g to always overthink about the fact
that one day you might just disappear,
I will treasure the moments now,
till I'm alone and worthless once again.

Appreciating the fact that I got to know you,  
I wish for this friendship to last.  
For if I were to lose such an amazing friend,
I would just fall apart and crumble.  

My unique and irreplacable pineapple buddy, 
all the best for your future endeavours.
Thank you for putting up with me,
and may we create more beautiful memories.