well the memory has let me down once more there I stood, in front of my t.v. in a bath robe and bunny slippers spit bubbles forming on my lower lip I kept hitting the same button over and over "where the hell are the controls for this thing" my body yells as my hand waves from my mouth to my pocket now it's all black and white so I guarantee I have stayed up too long "I have control, I have control" I hum over and over as I hold the remote Someones out of batteries "This guy"