(PARODY, SATIRE & TRIBUTE)

I used to be upset
I used to be sad
But now I just feel dried up and sad

I used to be depressed
Once I almost died
And one time I used to always cry.

But now I'm kind of happy
And I'm even married.
Though it's to my cousin, our kids a bit too hairy.

I even stopped my drinking
But I keep on writing
Sanity and creation rage on in my mind fighting.

So please do not be sad
And don't turn into me
'*** I'd rather die from mystery then tears that drowned me in their sea.