(PARODY, SATIRE & TRIBUTE)
I used to be upset
I used to be sad
But now I just feel dried up and sad
I used to be depressed
Once I almost died
And one time I used to always cry.
But now I'm kind of happy
And I'm even married.
Though it's to my cousin, our kids a bit too hairy.
I even stopped my drinking
But I keep on writing
Sanity and creation rage on in my mind fighting.
So please do not be sad
And don't turn into me
'Cus I'd rather die from mystery then tears that drowned me in their sea.