There’s a statue of
Rembrandt in Amsterdam and
Beneath his feet I once got ******
With a funny German man who would die
Soon after in a dreadful accident
Involving a beautiful waterfall.
There’s a five-foot ****
Just West of Sacramento
That got me so ripped,
As well as one of my best friend’s
Brothers who soon after rolled
His car and went away from the Earth.
There are some beautiful mountains
In California and
In their shadow I got red-eyed
With a May-Queen so beautiful
That she just would not
Be long for this world.
There’s a ridge outside of Vegas
That looks like a naked woman on her back and
It was pointed out to me
By the man I call, “Pa.”
I wasn’t ****** that time.