Headset on, I settle in.
My patience has reached the brim.

RING! ******* you...
This piece of crap...

Maybe if I give it,
a firm-but-gentle tap.

Where's that IT guy?
He's never around!

I hate that slow moving,
genius man-clown.

OH MY GOD-
It's working!

Oh wait... nope. Still not.
"Hello? Can you hear me?"

My brain starts to rot...

I QUIT! I'M DONE!
I CAN NOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

I'm through with this nonsense, I...

"Hello? Oh hi! My name's Lenore..."