Our past reeks of week-old salad dressing. Don't tell me you're not intrigued. My health has always been secondary to the glares you send my way. Your love is my tangy dipping sauce; too much but never enough. Super-size me, friend. I haven't the time to wait for your fickle transparencies. Love me now or love me never. You never shared your goldfish but I understood your upbringings and nibbled on heartache. An expiration date halts me not. I am too willing for your passions and fail to excuse myself. It takes two to tango but one to dougie. Explain or I shall leave at once. I dance alone, and darling, my fries are getting cold. The microwave does not suffice.