I'm sitting in my first period class Eating half a bagel And drinking my tea I'm wearing my boyfriend's shirt Which I drenched in his cologne this morning I'm checking my English page And looking at all the assignments I missed And marveling that I got an 86 on the exam I'm thinking about when I have a band period And what class I should miss for it I'm sitting in my first period class Where the board projector might be broken And I'm hoping it is so we don't have to do anything I'm thinking about the dream my boyfriend told me he had last night And thinking about how great it would be to actually happen I'm looking at the bagel that I said I was eating But in fact have not unwrapped from its foil And the tea I said I was drinking But in fact have not opened the lid I'm sitting here wondering when I'll be sick next Because I'd really love to miss some days of school And for once have an excuse to not do work