There never was anything beautiful about caribous or lesbians. That's what art is for, and good thing he hates painting. But he likes foul mouths and petite girls and Chevy trucks. So I cower in your presence and let your anger shoot inside of me. Anger like lava or acid or the liquid of hell. It seers through me. It seeps into my veins and sponges into my cartilage and threads through every tendon in my muscles and flows over my heart and stomach and boils me from the inside out. You may be his sound board, but you're nothing more than a ***** he uses to make me jealous. You may have been in his mind for the night but only because I was busy. You may think you're wedging yourself in between him and me like a tick but you're only giving yourself Lime's disease. I hope you rot from the inside out, starting with your black heart and ending with your poisonous lips. Let the buzzards eat your liver and I'll devour your soul.