Two baby spiders , crawling on the wall One said to the other " How fast can you crawl "? ' I've no idea ' said the other..' Do you want to see' ? 'I'll start off at the corner .. and you can count for me ! " GO " the baby spider said, and sets off at a rate ! He's halfway to the other side ..the counting's up to eight Just then disaster strikes him , as he trips over a bump ! His legs fly out from under him , he slides upon his **** ! " OUCH " the baby said , as he got up feeling sore And decided not to carry on .. in case there were some more !!
I remember writing this lying in bed , it was one of those nights when i was just too tired to sleep..lol : )