I like being bored
I like being sad
I like being silly
and occasionally mad.

I like to pick my nose
I like to scratch my beard
I like to goof around
and just play it weird.

I love to lay in bed
I love to waste my time
And when it strikes my head
I often write or rhyme.

I hate when I'm alone
and when I have to cry
when I'm on my own
either drunk or high.

But life is now
and it's not wrong
to take a bow
and write a song.