Your collar no longer jingles at the door.

You once kneeled at my armchair,
Poised for my arrival home.
And once I'd sat, then you could acknowlege me,
And say, "I missed you so."

You'd offer me a drink,
Knowing if I wanted hot or cold.
And If you had been good,
Your body I would hold.

1. Always wear skirts.
2. Always follow on all fours.
3. Don't say it hurts.
4. Let me kiss wherever it is sore.

You'd sleep chained to my side,
And curl into my chest.
You liked to feel small, you said,
You liked that way the best.

You lived with me 8 months,
A slave to any need.
Emotions and physical touches,
And I would make you bleed.

5. Call me Master, spelt capital M.
6. Only wear buttoned shirts.
7. *******, only I may play with them.
8. Don't *** til it's your turn.

And among the rules I laid,
And the life we both believed,
Was passion between sheets,
Or anywhere I pleased.

Once a week rewards,
Were a special treat I gave.
But the condition was simple,
You musn't misbehave.

9. Always kiss me goodbye.
10. Cook dinner 3 nights a week.
11. Initiate *** only if asked prior.
12. At any time, Master may peek.

Before long you wanted more,
Something more real than what I gave.
You left your contract on my door,
And I kissed goodbye my slave.

Not that I loved you,
But I do so miss your ways.
You pleased this man to eternity,
And all the way back again.

Your collar no longer jingles at the door.