Are people so hungry, to come to the Store to steal?  I wish I had a plan, to provide each man a meal.
People come into the Store with a great big grin.  They think they're going to fool you, but they're not going to win.
They quickly turn the corner, after passing you.  The only thing I can say, "The Meat Department is threw!"
When your customer is seen again, he can hardly walk.  Some are chewing so hard, they can hardly talk.
One of my customers, really didn't have a chance.  He was so loaded down; the Store's meat was in his pants.
As I replied to him, "Sir, where are you going?"  "You have so much meat in your pants; I can even see it showing.
As he watched the expression that was on my face, not a word could be said.  This Memorial Day Thief, used his pants, instead of his head.
By, Sandra Juanita Nailing