The Captain peers through the bottom of his shot glass before slamming it down You can tell he is choosing what story will be birthed from that long frown The following is the recollection of his words to the best that my memory serves In all my years of sailing this big pond, there is only one man who stomps on my nerves He works not for the Navy, any country, or for any amount of wealth Fighting purely for fun, despite his failing mental health Dreams of many men have been crushed beneath his knuckles But to him they are just another notch in his buckle Once I had him dangling from a rope over sharks hungry for his skin Greedy for that last look of desperation, but I was met only with a grin Mentally sunk, he broke my arm then slammed me into the deck He even requested that we do this again before leaving me in that wreck Captain Rootjack slowly rubbed his arm before tapping on the bar for another drink That smile is so vile I still lie at night only able to think What madness drives that lad to the sea Who or what is he trying to flee I always hope, but never expect to see him again for another fight Oh what I'd give to choke that grin out with all my might But we all know the fate that awaits the Otter Tis his own that will finally send him to the deepest of waters