If your car could talk, It would speak of shirtless days And pantless nights. It would wince, Remembering our voices, Out of key and raised on high Singing to every song we know. If your car could talk, It would cry Thinking about when We broke its little window With a tow truck hook. It would seethe Remembering how we dismembered it, Trying to start it without a key. If your car could talk, It would tell the world Of our long drives To destinations we never reached, And our need to kiss At every stop sign and red light. Oh, dear, If your car could talk, It would tell on us.